Wednesday, January 28, 2009

99 Problems But...

Yeah, I know. You were wondering when I'd share a bit about my gangsta lifestyle. I could tell.

I've been trying to hide it so y'all wouldn't get jealous and then be all up in my grill tryin' to ...

...

Who am I kidding? Just trying to fake that made my eye start twitching.

So, you can imagine my confusion and complete WTF-double take when my husband announced that there was a package on our doorstep. Addressed to him. Excited about the purchase he made the other night, he rushes into the office with the box and begins to open it like a six-year-old on Christmas Day. Packaging popcorn flying. Shipping invoices heedlessly tossed away. Two molded plastic boxes take shape amidst the mayhem.

Flavr Flav? Chuck D?

commence the WTF-looks now

Apparently the hubster saw these online and "had to have them" because "They're Brilliant!"

Ok, I gotta go pick up Joshua from soccer practice...I'll have to wrap my mind around this in a little bit.

I return home and the hubby immediately shows them to the son. Both are now in a state of glee that I have yet to understand. I feel like I'm at a Trekkie convention because I am just not getting it. Don't get me wrong. I enjoy a bit of rap. Always have since Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five were mixing and cutting back in the 80's. Don't get me started on the Sugar Hill Gang.

Is it that I "Don't Believe the Hype"?

5 comments:

Chad and Mary Kate Martin said...

OK I am still laughing. Have to wipe away the tears -- snort a few more times and say REALLY?? Keith?? Laugh again.

So where you gonna put them?

M--- said...

Apparently he had THAT figured out as well. They going to live in the game room. Makes sense: wet bar, pool table, cd's, XBox, Wii...everything a gangsta might want. Except maybe "ho's"...better luck next time. :oP

daisys415 said...

WTF is right! I notice Joshua thought they were cool! It is this like us and shiny stuff? I don't even know where to start?

daisys415 said...

OK That was jacked up! I meant to say, "Is it like us and shiny stuff?" LOL

musemamma said...

My Gosh...I would have had days trying to wrap my mind around that rap...lol.
You are a trooper honey.
I hope you can stick them in the game room... and it is hopefully in the basement.
I like some good rap too...at least I thought it was good rap at the time!!

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