Friday, March 13, 2009

Oprah Just Wants to be Like ME!


No, really. She does.

My addiction has reached one of the most influential women in the world...Oprah Winfrey.
(Side note: Isn't it funny how spellcheck KNOWS how to spell HER last name? No little red line appears when you type her name...THAT's how influential she is!)

Anywho, Oprah's joined Facebook. She finally succumbed to the pressure of being friends with me. I knew I'd break her down.


There's a great article on her website which I can totally relate with. Well, me and the 175 million (and counting!) other users who check their profile pages weekly...okay, okay...daily...what? Hourly? Yeah, okay...the first step is admitting you have a problem...yada, yada...I've done that step!

Well, welcome to Facebook, Oprah! You're lucky you have a staff of minions that can keep up with the fan page for you, who will download photos, post topics on your wall and discussion board to keep it current. I'm telling you though, if you decide to do a private profile for yourself and your "real" friends...you may not be winning Emmys anymore. You'll be too busy poking somebody. Take it from me. Would I lie?

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Does this really matter? Who reads this anyway? Seriously. Okay, fine. I'm probably the only Poli-pino you'll ever meet and I: like to cook up a good meal (but if given the choice I'd rather eat out); watch TV and films from here and there; love to laugh and try to do it often; hate to cry but end up doing so...and often; believe we ALL make a difference to SOMEONE at SOME POINT; love long walks on the beach, it's cheesy, I know, but I do love them especially with my family; wish I was as erudite as Stephen Fry, as cleverly comedic as (too many to name here) and as oblivious as Mr. Bean. Obviously I could go on...that's why I started the blog!