Another Random Rant

Dear Facebook,

Thank you for reminding me just how many crazies there are out in the world. Yes, I realize this is the exact same note I sent to American Idol earlier today, but I just thought you'd like to know that your efforts were noted as well. Now...what can you do to prevent all of those said crazies from sending me messages and proposing to me just because they need a wonderful "white" woman to be their friend?? I realize that as a Poli-pino I tend to lose my tan sometime around November 3rd and I lean a little more towards Poli rather than Pino, but I still have faint tan lines. Those should count for something, right?? Thank you in advance to your prompt attention to this matter. I'll leave you to it so that I can take care of the letter from the FBI's Robert Mueller I received in the wee hours this morning. Apparently, he's holding $15 million that needs my urgent attention.

Sincerely,

Zuckerberg's zillionaire friend-in-training