Monday, November 24, 2008

A Giggle From My Inbox...Thanks Judy!

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.'


So, I looked around my house to see all the things I had started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.


You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now .

1 comment:

Martha said...

Too funny! I have read it before but it always makes me laugh! Let me go see what I can FINISH before heading to Magic Kingdom today!

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